Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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