i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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