awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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