found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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