yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My vagina just recognized that song.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
