im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I'm really busy with my period
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