i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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