You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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