susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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