We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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