Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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