I need help removing her.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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