the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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