It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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