How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
