why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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