Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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