yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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