I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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