Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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