There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
