you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He shit in the fireplace
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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