Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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