Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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