dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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