Can Purell be used as lube?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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