Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
