one two three fourrrrnication!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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