Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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