But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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