How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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