Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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