all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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