Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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