i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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