Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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