I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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