Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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