do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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