problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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