is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Mom said you looked used
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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