Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Did you just see the Batmobile???
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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