using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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