You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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