I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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