you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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