I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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