Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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