Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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