Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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